#wh. why

[memesandmusicalss]

the german way of saying suck my dick being "lutsch meinen schwanz" is so funny because. directly translated it means. lick my tail. what

[papercutsunset]

it is imperative that we accurately capture the experience of reuniting with your uncle who you haven't seen in seven years and all the awkwardness that entails, okay?? now he's going to realize that she's on her period AND she has a boyfriend and he's going to be real fucking awkward. okay?????

[strange-lamp-stranger]

why am i getting botox ads that read like they're advertising heroin.

[lumiraette]

I like the game so much, it's giving me tingles

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[toptensupakorn]

back to gsd shenanigans and this is actually from the movie but

takanori sir!!!!

[birodactyloftheblog]

[arseniccattails]

Why am I having hiccuping problems again

[sketchy-tour]

Thank you, Remderem!

[cyberkn1fe]

Photos!

[jupitisms]

WHY HE HAS BGUGS IN RHERE?!?

[puppetcafe]

IT'S ANDY PILLAR!!!

"Howdy's eldest nephew, Andy is a kind and athletic teen who is always ready to play ball. He is known for his energetic personality and love of any and all sports. It is believed he was made to encourage kids to join a sport team of some sort, since he was said to play pretty much any sport you can think of. When visiting Home However, Andy is just as excited to help his uncle run his store as he is to play a friendly game of freeze tag."

I've been working on them for a while and finally decided they were done! So Please allow me to introduce you to Andy, the child of Howdy's estranged sister Missya Pillar (Missy for short) and Rich Attacus.

Some fun facts about this lad:

They're half moth on their fathers side and have a habit of accidentally eating holes into their sleeves when nervous.

Andy became a butterfly at a very young age, so they cant actually use their wings for flying because they are too weak.

While they prefer they/them pronouns they would often be referred to as he/him in official pieces of media though I think they wouldn't have much merchandise. Maybe a single coloring book page.

They don't like their wings for many reasons, but people getting freaked out by them is definitely up on their list.

Back ref below the cut, TW for Scopophobia

[logicpng]

so that update huh

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[hyperrealisticblood]

wally: julie says they still have something to say though... i have heard from her… a rose without thorns… but still has leaves… is filled with fear… and with hope... when both are not there, however… there may be neither hope nor fear...

me, sweating profusely: wally what the FUCK are you on about

[spark-circuit]

me: *looking down at my phone and enjoying the quiet while waiting for Limbus Company to load*

the informative title screen:

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

Rereading the Sunlit Man and I am cracking up at the idea of the Cinder King reading about the Blackthorn's war crimes and Dalinar's "Unite them" and making that into a messed up bucket list "wow this guy is right I should set fire to people who disagree with me and I should unite everyone under my banner by force! this conqueror gets it!" Somewhere in the cosmere/ the beyond Dalinar's ghost is very disturbed. Cinder King's kicking his feet doodling fiery hearts around the blackthorns name not knowing that if they ever met he would be obliterated in an instant. Nomad has every right to laugh in this guy's face. Imagine being on the run for 300 years and then some guy with glowing red eyes on some tiny planet in the middle of nowhere quotes your old boss at you and asks your old boss would be proud of him. And then has the audacity to break an oath around a rosharan.